My friend: So yeah, this girl I was talking to said that sperm tastes like salt.
Me: WOW TALK ABOUT NaCl OVERLOAD! NO WONDER BITCHES ARE THIRSTY!
oxygen sodium sodium
what’s my name?
Just a friendly reminder that when harry was in third year, he thought about letting himself get attacked by dementors just so he could hear his parents voices.
[frick] i thought this was about harry styles
baby you suck my soul through my face like nobody else
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
people who think they’re better than you for not liking one direction